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  • ajju
    10-15 02:21 PM
    agree.. 90 days is too much.. esp when just dates need to be extended.. In the first place.. it should be non-expiring .. something like valid with I-485 Receipt... and then when accepting EAD employer can check the I-485 status that its still pending... and any change will send email to the employer about 485 current status...

    But then my dear.. where's the money...

    Guess people can't even take PUN any more... Got negative and abusive remarks for this.. atleast have guts/courtesy to leave name/handle...




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  • abhijitp
    01-25 02:37 PM
    should be an easy task for folks who live in the east bay to show up at the Fremont station and pass handouts.

    If you cannot do this much, then it is .....

    BTW janislal I will be wearing the IV T shirt that carries the slogan of the linux community:)

    People who cannot volunteer, at least drop off your own signed letters... or just come & sign them, we will give you a pen and a letter ready to be signed!




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  • clockwork
    05-10 10:15 AM
    Guys,
    I have a long layover at New Delhi airport. I am reaching their at 8PM and my next flight in the morning at 7:30AM. Is there any accommodation facility within airport? Or Do i need to go to city? This is the first time, i am going through delhi airport. Any helpful comments are welcome. Thanks and appreciate your help.




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  • amsgc
    04-02 08:43 PM
    The deal is: GC application is for a future job offer. That means, the company that files for your GC tells the USCIS that they will employ you in the xyz position once you get the green card.

    According to the law, you are not required to have worked for that employer at all. Therefore, yes, you can get an employment letter from any employer (180 days after filing I-485), as long as the offer is bonafide, the job is full time & permanent, and the job duties & occupation is similar to the one mentioned in your labor certification.

    Technically, you can work for a company like TekSystems on EAD, and when time comes, provide USCIS with a bonafide employment letter from any company that wants to hire you when you get the GC.

    Now, some people have raised concerns over the question of "intent". How do you reinforce the fact that you indeed intend to join the new employer when you get the GC? For this reason, when people switch jobs using AC21, they generally go to work for a company that will give them the employement letter.

    Ofcourse, the above discussion is in light of what we know today. The USCIS is working on modifying some of the provisions, so things may change a bit in the near future.

    Ams

    Does that mean a person can't work for companies like TekSystems on EAD? Senior members, please advice. I would like to switch from my desi employer and join the vendor directly as there is a big pay difference. Any information will be greatly appreciated.



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  • munnu77
    04-06 09:35 PM
    i am sorry..i couldnt follow todays proceedings..whn i cam to iv site in the evening..everyone says bill is dead
    whn i went to immigration-law.com, they say the following

    cud someone tell me which one is true??????????

    We reported earlier the Senate Republican Members Agreement last night. Today, the Democratic Minority Leader and other Democractic leaders agreed to the proposal, turning the Republican agreement into the Bi-Partisan Agreement. This dramatic break-through opens a door to the possibility of passing the Senate version of Comprehensive Immigration Reform bill, S. 2454, as amended before this week is over and before the Congress goes into the recess next two weeks.
    The development is accompanied by three other developments:
    President released statement supporting the bi-partisan agreement;
    Senate rejected the Democrat's motion to cloture for the Specter amendments to S.2454;
    Senate also relected the Republican Kyl' motion for his amendments.
    Now we see the light at the end of the tunnel!!




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  • rimzhim
    06-01 01:38 PM
    "Masters and PhDs would be exempt from the cap on H-1Bs and green cards," said Hoffman.
    Are you sure of this? I, of course, hope you are right. It would be great!



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  • Madhuri
    07-11 11:02 PM
    If this is true it's really horrible and scary that this gov. agency is handling our applications.

    This is beginning to look more and more like a organized and deliberate attempt to block people from filing for AOS.If the mysterious "knowledgeable official" quoted on the website can be summoned in court- that would be game over for the USCIS right there......


    http://www.usimmlaw.com/current_information.htm


    Copying the contents of the website below :


    Visa numbers WERE available July 2nd!!
    We have confirmed with a knowledgeable official in the Department of State Visa Office that USCIS was requesting visa numbers on Sunday July 1st, and Monday morning July 2nd - and that visa numbers were still being issued as late as the morning of July 2nd!

    In fact, close to 30,000 visa numbers were requested and issued in July - through the morning of July 2nd. And we believe that many - if not most - of the requests made in the first two days of July were for applicants whose priority dates were not current in June!

    So how can USCIS refuse to accept I-485 filings received BEFORE the State Department issued its notice that all visa numbers had been used???? We have not yet confirmed the return of any I-485s filed in July. But we do know that applications were reaching the USCIS before the State Department announcement - and while the USCIS was frantically working to use up the entire year's allocation.

    USCIS did not use all visa numbers before July 2nd.

    Did USCIS actually use the visa numbers it requested????
    Historically, the USCIS doesn't request a visa number from the Department of State until it is ready to grant the adjustment of status application. US Consuls overseas request visa numbers the month before they intend to issue the immigrant visa. This is the reason why consuls return about ten percent of the visa numbers requested - and why USCIS does not generally return any numbers.

    In fact, in making allocations of visa numbers, the Department of State factors in an expected return rate for consuls - but not for the USCIS. And the USCIS - before this June - used about 85% of the total immigrant visa numbers available.

    However, already this month, the USCIS has been returning visa numbers. This confirms our earlier suspicion that the only way the USCIS could request 68,000 visa numbers in a matter of weeks was to request them in advance of adjudicating cases.

    We believe USCIS exhausted the visa numbers by simply requesting them - not by using them. If so, and for reasons we will post shortly, we believe that over 30,000 visa numbers requested by USCIS will go unused - and will be wasted this year!




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  • yabadaba
    06-01 01:54 PM
    i dont get it...how come programmers guild gets a say in everything when they cant even get members to join or to even get people to be on their board of directors?

    i have not seen one resume of an american tech worker that lists programmers guild as an association they belong to. Still.. how to they get solicited for opinions every day and Kim Berry keeps using strong rheotric to influence public opinion? What about his war on legal immigrants?

    "Board Members
    Kim Berry (Sacramento, CA)
    Valerie Chau (San Diego, CA)
    John Miano (New Jersey)
    Mark Powell (Westminster, CA)
    (three openings)
    Officers
    President: Mr. Kim Berry (Sacramento, CA)
    Secretary: (open)
    Treasurer: John Miano (New Jersey)
    Membership Chairman: Valerie Chau (San Diego, CA)
    V.P. Governmental Relations: Mark Powell (Westminster, CA)
    Newsletter Editor: Open
    Newsletter Coeditor: Open
    V.P. Public Relations: Open
    V.P. Advertising: Open
    Press Releases: Open
    Assistant webmaster: Open
    (If you would like to contribute to our cause in another way, please contact us.)

    The Programmers Guild is incorporated "



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  • bskrishna
    06-04 05:46 PM
    Slightly off topic. But do we need to send our original BC if we are sponsoring someone other than your parents. I am in the process of sponsoring my aunt and would like to know if i need to send my orginal BC. Sorry for going off topic.

    If you meant birth certificate, i do not think so is a requirement..




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  • ram_ram
    11-01 07:05 PM
    Legally speaking, You should not change the Metro Location for which the labor is applied. Exemption is Consulting companies can specify alternate location as 'Various client locations as specified by the employer'. Primary location would be the Head Office. So it all depends on what is specified in the labor.


    Hello

    My PD is March 2006 and my 6th year on H1B ends in March 2007. My LC was approved in March 2006 and I-140 got approved in July 2006. My company has relocated me to a different state. (same job, same title and company)

    I have updated INS about my address change by sending AR-11. Would the job location change (from CA to NJ) have any impact on my GC processing?

    Could you please advice if you info on this?

    Regards



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  • reddy75
    06-06 09:33 PM
    I was with Pyramid for less than a year. I had bad experince with them. Although I was enrolled as a fulltime employee I did not get any on bench pay. They are not good at finding you any new projects either. They are like any other desi consulting company just a little bigger.




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  • pasupuleti
    09-25 05:08 PM
    I got denied by discover credit card due to not having a green card.
    They said, it is just their policy that they won't give credit cards to
    people who don't have green cards.
    I could't co-sign my friends student loan application as i did't have a green card. They said, i have to be Permanent legal resident to co-sign.

    Though i have a mortgage now, my first mortagage application got denied on same grounds.

    Apparently fannie mae guildelines stipulates that H1B(foriegn investment) needs to put 60% down to get a mortgage loan.

    But most of the lenders do mortgages anyways even for the people who does't have a ssn:).



    No one has ever been denied mortgage because their green card is pending, all other things (credit record, finances etc) being equal...that would constitute housing discrimintaion...

    Just a thought, especially in response to those (and there are some on this forum) who feel discriminated in this country and compare their situation to that of exploited laborers in some podunk land...



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  • h1bemployee
    02-26 10:43 AM
    When was your H1-B amendment denied?
    What is your current LCA salary vs. original LCA Salary?

    Original LCA salary is like 58k and current one is 40k




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  • fasterthanlight�
    06-06 03:50 PM
    The Guidlines one and the Family Guy monkey are my favorites cause they make me laugh.

    Yes!!!!!



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  • hemasar
    06-22 09:38 AM
    Due to time contraints doctor sent me for a chest x-ray and skipped the TB skin test. Chest x-ray came back negative. Question: Is a TB skin test required if a chest x-ray is negative? No remarks were made as to why TB skin test was not given. Should suggest, to a reasonable person, that no active TB is present

    My colleague told me that he took only chest X-ray and not done skin test he got his GC.




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  • guy03062
    04-17 11:22 AM
    Also when last year, congress approved recaptured 50,000 visas per year for Nurses, USCIS updated it immediately after Bush signed the law and also published interim visa bulletin to reflect those changes.

    Same way, how should we interpret here in case this immigration bill is signed by Bush, will USCIS allow to get us those benefits immediately or need to wait 90 days?

    Last time when Bill Clinton signed similar bill, it became effective immediately. So this should also be immediate.



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  • rangaswamy
    10-04 08:10 PM
    1) Find employment in some company.. preferably a small one with india /overseas operations: - reason being they can send you to india / overseas and you can work from that country. Here also you will have a small problem.. you may have to switch to local payroll because your period will be greater than 6 months (i assume dec to oct 08)

    2) Get a job in a non profit... im assuming this is hard.. if its been hard for you to get a job in 9 months after graduating, narrowing down the employers will only make it more difficult.

    3)Enroll in some C grade school, where you pay less fees and then try again for h1b in 2008 quota but youwill have to be on F1 at least till then.

    4) Dollar rate is less, India Inc is doing well.. forget this place and go home .. get a good job... think about coming back through consultant some other time

    I know a lot of people who graduated in May 07 and are in this situation.. but you graduated in Dec 06 and should have been able to find a job in your field.
    If you havent so far.. then i assume your field is not doing so well or there are better candidates available.. both of which make your job hunt harder.

    If i may ask.. which university did you go to?

    A




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  • superdude
    07-17 11:26 PM
    Am I in the same situation? My spouse left US today to INDIA. However we filled the 485 on July 2nd. Will they consider that as abandonment of the application?
    I think you are good.She needs to mention that she left to India after filing for 485 at the POE after returning.Talk to your attorney once.




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  • quizzer
    02-25 11:39 PM
    If somebody wants to enter IT field from a non-IT background, any list of suggestions of the certifications and courses to be taken? There are so many of them that it is hard to choose.

    SAP and Oracle are any day hot!!!!!!!!!!!




    bidhanc
    07-23 08:32 AM
    Hi,

    Would like to throw some more ideas;
    You should keep in mind that with this economy there is no guarantee of your job (my personal experience).
    If you want to stay in this country and that is one of your foremost desires/aim
    then in my opinion it is always better to aim for the GC and then do whatever you have to do.
    If you have option of going back to your home country and do not mind (due to job loss or other situation) then by all means go for career.

    Good Luck.




    cool_guy_onnet1
    06-01 01:56 PM
    If we can generate decent noise on 7K "active" members, 50K with "Don't touch my cheese mentality" can create a whole lot! Lets not kick the wall and try to find the door!

    i dont get it...how come programmers guild gets a say in everything when they cant even get members to join or to even get people to be on their board of directors?

    i have not seen one resume of an american tech worker that lists programmers guild as an association they belong to. Still.. how to they get solicited for opinions every day and Kim Berry keeps using strong rheotric to influence public opinion? What about his war on legal immigrants?

    "Board Members
    Kim Berry (Sacramento, CA)
    Valerie Chau (San Diego, CA)
    John Miano (New Jersey)
    Mark Powell (Westminster, CA)
    (three openings)
    Officers
    President: Mr. Kim Berry (Sacramento, CA)
    Secretary: (open)
    Treasurer: John Miano (New Jersey)
    Membership Chairman: Valerie Chau (San Diego, CA)
    V.P. Governmental Relations: Mark Powell (Westminster, CA)
    Newsletter Editor: Open
    Newsletter Coeditor: Open
    V.P. Public Relations: Open
    V.P. Advertising: Open
    Press Releases: Open
    Assistant webmaster: Open
    (If you would like to contribute to our cause in another way, please contact us.)

    The Programmers Guild is incorporated "



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